I know this sounds crazy but if I saw you in the supermarket holding that cucumber I would grab it out of your hands slide it up under your dress stop it as far as I get in your ass and whisper in your ear just not the only things going in the ass today I think you would love exploring all of the possibilities of things to fuck your ass with bowling pins baseball bats big monster dildos dicks fingers toes maybe even something a little on the risky side like a floor buffer or an automatic punt return machine set up with the huge fucking dildo on it to gravitate your ass to complete destruction that's just while we were playing